(butter pecan ice cream) What's perfect for breakfast on a hot summer Saturday?

well worn chaps

What would be a good outfit for the guy to wear at a Bachelorette party?

CFNM

What is " the abbrivation for Can Find New Man! a state of mind every woman needs to have and beleive when alone..?"

on a date: bring flowers or no flowers

What is the burning question first time "Johns" of high priced call-girls wrestle with?

Bitch Slap or Love Tap

What are two approaches for getting a partner's attention ... one when wanting the balls licked and one when wanting the balls kicked. Guess which is which.

Sunny skies, light breeze, and a soft blanket.

What are 3 great things for setting the mood for sex outdoors.

Short skirt and sandle season.

(Girls...If you going to wear a short skirt, please don't forget to leave your panties at home!)

What is the one thing that keeps guys from going to the upper level of two story malls; and, what is the other thing that gets people with a foot fetish all hot and bothered?

SALE!

what is the four letter word that can start a female stampede at the mall.

Mocha flavored coffee

What is it called when coffee just isn't coffee anymore?

Hot crossed buns.

What is " What your buns looks and feels like after Lilith has spanked you all night long in a criss cross patern?"


ooooohhhhhh, aaaaaawwwwww, and "oh shit"

What's said after a passionate session when someone turns the light on and you realize you're with the wrong partner. :)

Hippity Hop Hippity Hop

What is the sound Peter Cotton Tail makes when he comes hoppin down the bunny trail?"

red,blue,yellow,and green

what are the colors on twister

Who said I love the smell of Naplam in the morning and what movie is it from

I really don't know, but was it Robin WIlliams and a line from Good Morning Vietnam?

I'm late, I'm late, for a very important date.

What are the first lines of the MadHatter followed by"my girl didn't wait, she has gone now and I have to masturbate!"

tadpole.