True

I love fresh fruit

Very true.

I love fresh vegetables.

True, but some more than others.

I like to try recipes I see made on TV.

False. Not really a cook. Although, if you mean taste ... then I guess it'd be true. :D

I like helping others.

True - Habitat's my bag.

I worked too hard today.

False. I *should* have worked hard, but it's been one of those days.

I am really horny.

My poor wife is in for a hell of a ravaging when she is back in town!

I need batteries.

Probably. I just used the last of them yesterday.

I need to take a nap.

So true. Hit the lights please. I'm halfway to snoozyville and have miles to go before I sleep.

I'm feeling pretty good.

Yep, and it's only going to get better.

I have big plans for the weekend

True. Coronado here I come. Cowabunga!!!

I am day-dreaming about something hot!

Have been all afternoon.

I should order out.

Instead I will cook for my babies.

False

I am still awake.

Kinda hard to lie about that one.

I am starting to hallucinate.