Who is most likely to have a kick-starter on their vibrator?

Hogs and Hardtails

What do you call a Harley with an experienced call girl on it?

Chicken and Rice

whats the best cure for a hang over?


three day old beef curry

What is "curdled cow?"

chocolate syrup

What is "what taste good no matter where you put it?"


sweet and sticky

What is the result of eating pussy covered with honey?


long, and loose, and full of juice

What is a bottle of Sunny Delight rolling down a hill?

Fruit of the Loom

What is your the commercial with all the fruit in it?

glass, tea and ice

What are the three perfect things for someone who just finished mowing the lawn?

beer, bras, bong

What are three things you place your mouth on and suck?


Bush, Colin, Dick

What words do Republicans use when reciting part of their ABC's (or BCD's in this case)? :D

Stop, look and listen

What is " Rubbernecken"....


grass, fireants, and spiders

What tickles your bottom when you are "engaged" in outdoor activities?

Bathed in it, showered in it, and rolling in it

What is beer good for?

A potatoe, a toothpick and some turtle wax

What is a "Mr. Potato Head" turned Ninja turtle but with funds for only the most primitive of weapons?

Mr. Clean.