What does a felon need for love?

chicken feet and beets

What does a Redneck cook for lunch?


strumming banjo

What does every lost hunter fear hearing?

Skip diddy do

What does Skipthsione scream when he blows a load?? :D


Kowabunga

LMAO @ Diva --- i walked right into that one.

What the surfer yelled when visiting his cousin on the farm?

Baby oil and corn flakes

What is a breakfast sexual romp.


Sticky fingers.

Q: What does one get after touching Nikki's crotch?


A: Baby oil, corn oil, olive oil, and motor oil

Q. What are not good substitutes for K-Y?


A. Roller skates, a remote control, and an alarm clock

What are 3 things that help you exercise?


a white ring above someone's head

What is something no pixies member will every have?

Tickles and hic-ups

What is things I hate??


~a flashlight and bumblebees

Things you shouldnt find when licking a woman's honey pot?

Whipped cream, suspenders, and a wig

What is things you need to play...naughty santa???


~comic books and coke bottles

What do boys and girls, respectively, sneak into the bed at night?

"You're too much!"

What have i never heard in bed?

Rags, bags, and stags.