The zipper isn't zipped yet in my pants.

Its moving about in my pants

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around
several times, does he become disoriented...in my pants?

I've got to know who wants the money - in my pants.

OMG, that's funny. I was a little afraid I might pee in my pants. (Not really, but it fits :))

I need a hand in my pants

I've got holes in the pockets in my pants.

I like her to reach into my pants.

All my money is in my pants

We must remember that while we have no control over time, we do have control of what we do with our time...in my pants. :D

The one place I never get confused is...in my pants.

If I don't wash them out, I can get CUM-FUSED in my pants.

LMAO...in my pants! :rofl:

Actually, it's best when it's no longer ... in my pants.

I never lose anything ... in my pants