What is the adult version of "slip and slide"?


a good girl, an adult toy store, and a smile

what is an adventerous woman?


tap tap tap, tap tap, and tap

What did the guy with the wooden dick sound like when fighting the chastity belt?

Hip, hip, hurray!

What is "What the guy with the wooden dick said when he found the key to the chastity belt?"

forgot to put a answer so here it is

blue, black and yellow

What did the asian girl look like after an encounter with a very excited guy with a wooden dick?

sand, wind, and sunshine

what is a weekend at the beach?


pink, red, and white

What colours best describe a red~head Scot in SUMMER!!!!!!!


Leather and denim

what best describes me?



do's, don'ts, who dunnits

What is "A book on Life and Love by txgrneyes...?" the book i have always wanted to write.

shinney red lips, a glass of beer, and bluejeans.

what is you, me, and whats being throwed in thr corner?



coffee, tea, or me

if i must choose---i would say you.

one, two or three times?

what is a "lady"?

Micro drive

A really tired guy trying to get it on with his lady.

Hard work

what has never killed anyone

biker babes