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Without geometry, life is pointless.

{how about a Kodak moment}

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

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{words of wisdom}

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

{ouch}
Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

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{Hamurabi would be proud}

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

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{he he he}

If electricity comes from electrons... does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Hi Sharni! :)

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And now for some interesting and totally useless facts....

-Toast

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Coca-Cola was originally green.

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Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.

1181

Those San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments

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#1183

I wanted to be a carpenter.......but I just couldn't cope!

OMG! I know....I know! I'll smack myself....no need to all rush to do it!

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th,

John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

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