what is a wonderful experience?


motion, momentum, and motionless

What is working your way to an mind-blowing orgasm....?


a slow screw, a girl, and a pool table

what is a helluva a good time?


panties, bras, and penises

what are things a transvestite (sp) will have?


a mirror, a towel and whip cream

what is erotic, and messy


a man, a woman, nudity

What are two of three things you'd like to see right now?

CD's, tapes and DVDs

what do you have bunches of?


clock, timer, 350 degrees

What is "things you turn on or watch when you are cooking?"

pina colada, hot damn, and wild turkey

what is a good time, wild sex, and a refresher


hot, hotter, and ummmmmmm

What is "An evening with me?"


cold, hot and wet

what i will feel when seeing you in midwinter



tantalize, titilate, and tease

whats the easiest way to make your patner smile?


cheese,cheese and more cheese

what is the battle cry for mice?


lolipops, chocolate, tissue

What does a well-prepared pedophile keep handy at all times?

Kick-start, jump-start and a head start

thats just wrong!!

what is my cue?


candles, flavored oil, and plastic