What is "a woman when she see's her lover swollen member for the first time?"

lotion, hot rocks and hands....

me, you deserted island for a get away


scented oil, scented candles, feather bed

What is it when you play with Oil of oh ... Laid?

Shave and a haircut, two bits.

What is a cheerleader with a razor and scissors....?

remote control, dirty movie and a couch.....

What is the time for pop corn and a a corny pop?

Reese's Pieces

What is "something i dont like"

water, paint and powder

what is something messy?


nylons, silk scarves, and a thank you

what is " things i tie you up with and what you say when we are done..."

stick shift, gas and metal

What does a department store clerk say when ringing up a ladies purchases?

Oooo, pick me, pick me!

what i say when standing in the line up!


tick, tock, check the clock

What is " the sound the clock makes and what you do...when waiting patiently for someone to call."

pearls, oysters, and water

what is a perfect nudist sport?


unbuckle, panties down, road trip

What is driving naked on the interstate....

a drink, a hammock, and sand

what is life on an island?



tease, titilate, torture

What does horseman12 guarantee all his customers?

shiver, lick, suck