what i will be wearing after you finish ridin


carress, fondle, tickle

What is What you can do to me while I lay next to you...breathing

A deep wet kiss....

what you will receive first


garter, stockings, and bra

What is the present you brought with you when you came to see me that got thrown to the side when I jumped on you at the door.

Hi, Nice to meet you, please come in....

what i assumed would be said at first


zip click, dang

What are the last sounds you make after hurriedly leaving your clandestine affair and then remembering that your keys are on the night stand?

A long walk home or Sleeping on a park bench.

What are two options when you're out late and drunk?

Cute as can be.

What is a wagon full of puppies?


lame, tame, or insane

what are u like after 3 or 4 drinks?


old, bored and desperate!

what we feel like at certain times in our life


clip, clop, and hi ho

What are castrati, an "elbow rider" and a crack-addicted prostitute?

"Token and a Joke'n"

what is cheech and chong


peter, paul, and mary

What is a bi-mmf trio? (I didn't say that, did I? :) )

The Smothers Brothers

What are twins into asphyxiation?


Viva Las Vegas

what i would be hollering if i made it to the nfr

pits, pots, and poles