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1111

Hey there...

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Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

1113

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

1114

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

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Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

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You Know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

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eleven-twenty

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

1121

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

# 1,000,000

Just kidding.....Just kidding.......I'm practicing for when I really get to do that! TeeHee!

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1123..Just checking in..LMAO Jenna! Keep um comming!

Eliza

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