What do you call a really wild virtual orgy?

Mashed or baked potatoes?

What are your only two choices from the main menu at Ted's house of Spuds.

loose lips

What is poor suction?

sore knee

what do you get when ur on top and ur fucking on the floor!

Answer

it gets stuck.

What happens if you try to do it on a park bench in January in Minnesota.

oil and vinegar

What's another way to say "slick and tangy?"

hamburger and fries

What did I have for dinner last night? :D

whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and a cherry

What is great to lick off your ice cream?

sore balls!

What do bowling pins hope for after each game?

squirrels

What is furry.


Clitoris

It's what's for dinner!

too hot to handle

What is a premenstrual female with a headache and no chocolate?



cold as ice

What was today's Siberian weather forecast?

tomato juice

What you can use it to take a bath in after a date with a skunk, or put in a drink that reminds you of your girl friend"s time of the month.

(ok, I know that was bad, I'll go hide now)

hidden treasures

What is when you find a $20 in your jeans when emptying the pockets at the laundry?


milk shake