Haha, look at what working at home depot did to me

Homax (paint texture stuff)

Hound Dog

Quickie

Magnum

Hot Shot

Leatherman

Hoover

Mr. Giant & Mr. Longarm

Honeywell

Husky

Little Giant

Isn't home improvement fun folks? hehe, this is what I did when it got slow at work, went through the isles looking for fun names.

STD mail

not a brand name but it makes me hesitate to open letters!

Lay's Potato Chips