Q: What did the deaf, female plastic surgeon give me by accident?

A: Cum stains and floor polish

What are the two things that make a floor shine?

A gorilla Suit, a republican and a Nine Inch Nails CD

Q: Name something hairy, something Bushy, and something Reznory?

A: Pubic hair, Florida, and Alaska

If a naked woman wrap herself in a map of the US, what is north, south and in the middle?

Penis Breathe, toe jam and a toothbrush

Q: What are three places to have a wild time?

A: Unexpected, yet generally welcomed.

Q: What are blowjobs in the car?

A: Spunk, chunk, and funk

What is the toilet full of after a sorioty party?

Pickles, tickles and freckles

Q: What is an Irish hot dog stand full of?

A: Peanut butter and jelly and peaches and cream

What are the names of Willy Wonka's favorite Hookers?

Shingles, nails and jello

What are words that GermanSteve probably never has heard of?

They do it like the rabbits: very often, very quickly, very effectively.

What are 2 things a roofer should take up on the roof, & one thing he should NEVER take up.

Sis Boom Bah

How did the brother describe the noises coming from his sisters room?

Holy beaver buster.

What does Robin shout when he sees Batman with Catwoman.

radiohead

What do truckers call guys getting blown in the cab?

Limp noodles

What is better to eat than to fuck?

~a prison cell and a vacuum