What two words best describe the sex life of a great white shark?


fun in the sun

What is sex on the beach?

two ball, corner pocket

What comes from a lucky break? (little pool humour there)


Two pots of coffee and a lot of doughnuts

What won't NYPD go on patrol without?


"Last in line pays"

What is the custom at the local S&M Club?

"The Point Spread"

What is a 69errrrrr?


Come along, get along.

What does a prostitute from the old west say before and after she provides her services?

Yahoo!

What is an overpriced tech stock?

Lead in his pencil.

What does Rickersweet think he has?


A wonderful wit and sexy body.

What are pixie ladies made of? :D :D

Tall pines and running creeks.

What might you find in the middle of a mountain range?

intriguing personality and outstanding intellect

What do most people look for in a soulmate or lover?

oral sex

How do little mouths grow up to be big mouths?

urinals and stools

What are stools (big turds..lol) doing in the bottom of the urinals anyway???:eek:


Hip huggers

Who are midgets?

Panty line