True. I am having sex with you.

False. At least, last time I checked. :D

You want to have sex with me.

True. I am fantasizing about sex with you.

False - no offense intended

I never get tired of watching Toy Story.

False. When my son was 2, we watched it twice nightly, 46 days in a row. It's amazing I have any brain cells left.

I am trying to get out of here in a hurry.

False - I'm going to be late for my own funeral.

I'd give up my kidney before my computer!

False ... I could use the library's computer in a pinch. They didn't have any kidneys. :)

I love cashews.

Not sure what vegemite is, but if Sharni loves it ... it must be true :D

Mowing grass is fun.

When I want to be...

I am a collector of antiques.

False

I love tacos

Hairy ones too.

I love guests visiting.

True


I love making new Pixie friends.

True.

I love the old pixie friends as well.