What do you call someone who is attracted to both xexes?

warts and whipped cream

What are the pleasures of a real kinky witch?

The deep end

If there was a pool of shit, where would Unlucky, the 8th dwarf, fall?

Wedgewood Blue

How does a CockTeaser turned Interior Decorator describe the shade of "blue balls" she send her dates home with?

Tiny Dancer

what is small but easily gets your attention.

(Wedgewood blue is a Chevrolet interior color by the way)

sweet and petite

Pineapple eating midget

Long and hard

What is a good way to describe moving across three states?

Smooth as silk

How do you described the freshly shaved?

Sunday drive or Sunday sports?

Where are true God Fearing Folk instead of church?

slick and thick

How do those holiday salami's look in the stores?

Hot fudge sundae

What don't you want to see when you change a diaper?

Pickles and ice cream

What does she ask for after the pickle does the creaming? (That's terrible, DB, shame on you!)

Hat and coat

What is the dress code for a flasher's convention?

lube job

What is a mechanic´s favourite little thing?

running already 15 years

What is a severe case of diarrhoea? :D

Wet'n'wild