Who provides backup props for the popscicle pictures?

Red Hots

What will you get if you are caressing the tits of your s/o too hard?

slimy green :D

What did the coral reef call the seaweed?

Volcanic eruption

What is it called when hot molten Magma spews from you penis?
(i hate when that happens)

a jerking spazam

What is a nerd called when he's having kiniption fits?

Down and dirty.

what best describes cunnilingus in a mud pit?


Cream, Pop and Fudge

After anal, what happens with an unexpected fart ... ewwwwww?

Like a Rock!

What is the most successful pick-up line used in the old-folks home by women in rockers?

Hay & cement blocks

What do they used when kindly horse hoods send a stablemate to swim withthe fishes?

Butter and Mrs. Buttersworth

Who took first place at "The Last Tango in Paris” costume party?

Glazed and Dazed

What happened to the diabetic cake donut when it went swimming too long in the icing.

V-8 Juice

What comes after V-7 and before V-9 juice?


The Dead Zone

What is the proper name for the first two or three minutes after a major orgasam ?

limp bisquit and stud muffin

Never fails, what always happens when bi ... er ... his gets limp and quits ... and the stud sticks it in the muff instead?

Sauerkraut and weiners

What is never put sauerkraut on a man's weiner unless you have mustard handy but leave out the onions???

Sugar cubes