What do competion commuters do on the way home.

ten rolls of film

How do people without digital cameras create 240 images?

Later and plaster

When do we do the body mold and what should I bring?

Beer and pretzels

What is blue-collar champagne and caviar?
or....perhapse What prove to be washday stain problems when watching football in the nude with your S.O.?

O.T.

How do you abbreviate "on the table" for those kinky sessions? :D

New Years Eve or New Years Day?

When should I start breaking my new year's resolutions?

cat litter and olives

When you clean the container, what those little lumps aren't.

Tissues and rubber sheets

What are "must have" items to start the New Year with a "bang"?

The ball drops at 12.

What do they call it when some blows a 12 o'clock meeting?

Party hats and noise makers

What are the New Year's Eve code names for condoms and vibrators?

Champange Toasts

What do you call it when you feel warm and tingly?

Times Square Tonight.

Where is the world's lagest outdoor urinal?

Out with the Old ....

How relationships can change ...

Big Mac

What does Ronald McDonald call his wangdoodle?

munchkins and ruby slippers

How do you spot an Oz fetishist?

The Lolly-pop Gluild.