true .... and its good for you

i haven't been caught having sex....

False and true

Today... I don't think so. In the past, yes. If that is the worst thing that ever happens to me I will be lucky.

I have been airsick?

False. I usually don't have any problem at all.

I am wrestling with an issue.

Yes, true, and its a doozie!

I love to flirt!

Mud wrestling or WWF style??

False. Life is going really smoothly right now.

I know many of my neighbours?

True

I need a nap.

Oh, very definitely true.

I got some bad news today.

False, but I have been tired and dozed a lot.

I'm hungry.

True. Had a late breakfast and haven't had lunch.

I'm a bit stressed today.

True, but how's that different from every other day?

I feel like unloading my problems onto the impartial mind of an internet "stranger".

Sometimes true

I like to iron or do housework in the nude.

If we must iron or clean house, it HAS to be in the nude. It's really the only perk.

I can't wait to get home and cook a really good meal.

False. For once. Nott big on cooking for one. Popcorn tonight.

I could use a good night's sleep tonight.

Damn straight! That doggie business tuckered me out.

Like to put a notch in my handle first though!

False. I do not keep score.

We always end up in more then one position during sex.