What is it when the person above you is speechless after providing the question for the previous answer? :D

Vibrating dildo

What your dentist said is bad for your fillings in your teeth.


20 bucks

What did I have to pay for a quick BJ in the bathroom?

Drips on the floor, stains on the wall.

What is a pay by the hour motel?

Slick and wet

How do describe rarin to go?

Champagne, Candles and Toys?

What is Devillishgirl's idea of a perfect night?

Bondage, spankings and rough sex

What to bring to this year's, New Year's eve party!


Wine, women, and song

Devilish girl beat me on that one. ok then

Bondage, spanking and rough sex

What I'm going to give her for Christmas

wine, women and song

What are the two basic food groups for guys and their musical accompaniment.

Lotion, gels and cum.

What are the ingredients of a "Slave Boy" cocktail?

shaken and stirred

How you feel when you're close to climaxing.

Slippery and wet.

How has my nose been since I got the flu? (Ewww, I know, very gross....and I apologize ;) )


A top hat, a carrot and chunks of coal

What is a formal apology from a very bad boy.

Naked guy, naked gal and a jacuzzi

what is a violation of hotel rules waiting to happen?

horny and sleepy at the same time

What is a normal situation if it gets too late before you climb into bed with your spouse or so? (horny usually wins :D)

sailing or flying?