what does it sound like when you are "eating a peach"?


Greg Allman

What is the answer to "If Gregg's not gay, what is he?"


pocket pool

What is better than no "pool" at all?


Babysittin' Boogie

what is another name for "Sitter step-n-fetch"?

cyber stealth

How do you hide your porno-addiction from your family and friends?

The Sultan of Swat

Who is Madame Lilith's brother????? (It's a genetic thing:o)

Dr., nurse, alligator purse

What starts the jump rope rhyme that ends … “one false move and your in the hearse?”

Engine, Engine number NINE

Where is the "6" to complete the line


Stolen batteries

What are you likely to find in the possession of a dildo wielding electro-kleptomaniac?

110 or 220

What are the voltages commonly found in your household.
Eaty bety, big and bouncy.

what are appealing breast sizes?


The Lon Gwang Province

What part of China produces the most "well endowed" men?


Jingle Balls

What "dingles" gives the jingle as Santa cums down the chimminey chute?

On Dancer!

What happened when Santa tried beastiality?

Wrapping paper

what makes a good protecttive layer from fallen pineneedles when the kissing under the missletoe goes too far.