What do you call a sweet refreshing dinner for one nimble and quick boy who likes to leap hot things?

Cookies, cake and ice cream.

What should we serve at a Pixie's Party to celebrate Dicksbro's return?

Heart and Soul

What is in Hannibal Lecter's lunch box?

Woody Woodpecker and Pinnochio

What is bookends that will give you splinters?

horseraddish and pickles

What are 2 of the ingredients for a really HOT blow job?

Frank Sinatra's wig

What is hair done "my way?"

Athletic jock strap

What would you spank an Athletic jock with?


Bridal Veil Falls

What happens when the bobbypin comes loose at the wrong time?

Hot buttered rum

What puts the "Yo-Ho-Ho" in the Ho-Ho-Ho?

2 way street

what is a street that swings both ways


45 days free

What did the ad say about the new brothel?

Shave and a haircut.

What makes a hot girl's pubis hotter?

double down

What is another name for "Paw" de deux?

High five

What describe a typical innercity playgroung basketball team?

clang!

What's the sound made by a steel chasity belt? (ouch)

slurp, slobber, ah.