Guilty - I never walk in a crosswalk. Way I figure it, if I get hit by a car, I'm gonna get knocked out of the crosswalk! So I always walk a few feet outside of it hoping that I'll get knocked IN to it!

Have you ever double parked?

Guilty

Ever brought carry-out food home and tried to pawn it off as your own cooking?

Not - Guilty

Have you ever awoke in the middle of the night to find your hands have of their own conviction, ended up down your SO's pants?

I don't wear pants to bed, nor does he.

Have you ever worken up to find that you've drooled all over your SO in your sleep? :D

Cannot say I have....

Have you ever awoke to find yourself wet?

Yes. Frequently.

Have you ever awoken and masturbated before either peeing or brushing your teeth?

Isnt that what sleepy weekend days alone are for?

Have you ever had morning oral with last nights leftovers still coating your SO?

Yep. Then you don't need breakfast

Have you ever mixed food and sex...and realized (in the morning) you'd forgotten to eat all of it the night before?

Yes, have definatly been there.

Have you ever lost almost a whole day in bed with soneone?

Not in a *very* long time. Is that an invitation?

Have you ever lied to a lover about the number of sexual partners you've had?

Do not believe so.

Have you ever regretted any sexual encounter?

Had sme initial misgivings...but int he final analysis, no.

Have you ever had sex with a married person?

Guilty.

Have you?

Gulity...but in busy cities I never do...

Have you ever jay walked naked?

No, never.






Have you ever taken a shower with a member of your own sex?