Hell no!!!

I just about to jump in the shower

No, but I only did it about two hours ago.

I love my new underwear.

true.....sexy, silky black g strings...mmmmm



I need fresh batteries.

Not now, but maybe later when I join you and your toys...


I love when my hubby/SO ***gently*** licks my clitoris after having an intense orgasm.

true....gently..lol


I love the feeling post orgasm as I begin to soften between my S/O's lips.

Most definitely...:D


Sometimes a deep, heart-felt conversation can be as intensely pleasurable as sex.

True...but has to be one helluva conversation! :)

My line of work would make the eight year old version of me proud.

False...unfortunately

My Husband/Wife/SO is selfish in bed

False

I've travelled extensively and seen much of the world

Trueish, not as much as I'd like to...but I've covered more territory than most folks from my sleepy little home town.

I can watch my favorite flicks over and over...and not get bored.

True with my true favorite films ...

I love iced tea during the summer.

True enuff!

I love playing smut games