What is the most common request of habitual "fuck-ups", neardowells and losers in general?

pace car

What do you call it when the salsa starts moving

Twinkies

What is the new children's cartoon about a race of cyclops called?


Two golf balls and a banana

What do doctors recomend a prre-op transexual wear in her shorts to get a feel for what is about to be?

Sadie Hawkins

What is Bill Clinton's alter ego when he wants to go out 'incognito'?


Stuffing a chicken in the library

what is necessary if you have either a very large chicken or a very small library?

Cramed Full

What do you call a first anal experience?

Windy weather

What is the best time for a good blow job?

much too loud

We all know the sound of one person sucking, but, what is the sound of an orgy of slurpers?

Record players, CD-players, Cassette Tape Players

Name 3 players you CAN'T have sex with...

Bibbidy, Bobbidy, Boo!

What were the surnames of the 3 Kings that visited the stable at christmas?

A photographic memory

What will cause "trouser tenting" just by recalling the first time you saw good porn?

The 'cooze and The 'ooze

What are some nicknames for the Osami bin Landen?

Towering inferno.

What do you get if you "wet" vacuum pump your cock in a oversized tube filled with Jalapeno brine?

The "Master of Disaster"

What do you call any normal 2 yr old male??


Mrs. Butterworth, Aunt Jemima, & Hungry Jack