"Houston, we have a problem..."

What would a girl say to her boyfriend who was born in Texas after her pregnancy test?



The Pope, Anna Nichole Smith, and 240 dollars worth-a-puddin.

Q: who's got a big hat, a big chest and a big mess?

A: Wet and squirty

What is my underpants after looking at the women's pics section?


startling news

Q: Is Diva gonna leave us again?

A: A knife, a plastic tube and some slippery toothpaste

A knife, a plastic tube and some slippery toothpaste ~ What is no longer permitted on aircraft?

Sand+heat = glass!

What is "a lonely existance"?








a pen, a vibrator, and an acoustic guitar

Q. What did Eric Clapton have near him when he wrote the words to Tears In Heaven?

A. Crikey!


ps - i know that song was actually written about his son....

Q: What every American thinks every Australian says all day long?

A: Water, bubbles, and champagne

What does Michael Jackson need to have a good time?

A book and a leash

LOL STO

Q: What STO needs to train his monkey?

A: An ass and a class

What you need for a homosexual how to class?

Kleenex, panties and a cattle prod

What STO keeps in his bedside table?

~hotfudge and a fire extinguisher

What do you need when taking a lick of Liliths hot ass?

Daisies and toothpicks

Q: What does one pick and one use to pick?

A: A Volkwagon, a Gator, and a donut

What is things found in the Krispy Kreme parking lot at 9 am today????

~ a nosejob