Webcam pictures may be sent to me by women who want to get close. We can then meet on the Underground in the rush hour and press our bodies intimately against each other.

Other people say you're ugly? Me too! Let's get together and see if we can stand the sight of each other. (Bring a paper sack just in case) email me at [email protected]

doublebagger.com seeking new talent. Must have hour glass figure and a face that could curdle mud. All eligible applicants guaranteed work. Earn up to $1000 in one day! Send e-mail with face and full body shots to [email protected]. Remember the farther you go and the uglier you are, the more you make!

Make extra income ... become a part of the fast growing (pun intended) adult entertainment industry. No previous experience could be a plus. :p

Plus sized men! Lingerie Company for men seeks men with big luscious Man-boobs to model our new line of man-bras. Bro-Bras come in a variety of manly colors and team emblems, as well as camouflage, and hunter blaze-orange perfect for hunting season. Please send chest shots to [email protected] No experience required.

Required for male and female nude modeling positions is a willingness to present yourself naked and in compromising postions.

Come over to meet me at The Crazy Bar if you want to drink Jack Daniels, smoke cigars, flash you pantyless ass, smell delicious, your tongue tip reaches below your chin, have smokin' eyes, beautiful perky breasts, you've been taking dance classes since you were 5, your sense of humor leans totally on the sexual side........ damn I'm tired of typing this.... gotta take a nap. :shrug:

Naps are optional if you truly can not fit it. But hope I can keep you awake with the many activities I have planned. If you think you can keep up contact me for more information.

Your mission..... should you choose to accept..... is to keep me hard!

Don't apply, strip and lay down. :)

Sexy lets go.

Go, go, go is the cry some ladies might use to speed up their male lovers.

(Just re-read the rules and we're suppose to use the last word of the previous poster as the first word in our new post. I see I didn't do that in my last post. Me bad. :( )

Lovers are welcome to enjoy our hospitality.

Hospitality is my middle name no matter what position we try. :)

Try what every you want, I'm game.