show you a rod and reel.

Show me a room full of women and I'll

show you a sex toy party underway.

Show me a wall lined with books...

and I'll show you a wall with lots of nail holes in it. :)

Show me a grease spot on the carpet ...

And I will show you me, on my hand and knees scrubbing it!

Show me a true romantic...

and I'll show you someone who's extremely lucky.

Show me someone who's smiling.....

and I'll show you someone who loves their life.

SHow me someone who likes wearing black...

and I'll show you someone who's mysterious.

Show me someone who likes to travel.....

and I'll show you someone with an extensive souvenier collection.

Show me someone with a limp and torn clothes....

...and I'll show you someone who just spent an evening with Lilith.


Show me someone who loves their job...

...and I'll show you a condom tester.

Show me someone who cries in sad movies...

And I'll show you a happy kleenx salesman.

Show me a small car full of people and I'll...

...show you a group going to the drive in movies.


Show me a family with 10 kids...

And I'll show you a good farm family.

Show me a lady with a big smile on her face and I'll...

and i'll show you a lady that just won lotto!

Show me someone with a tear in their eye,

And I'll show you someone who fucked with me :D:D:p


Show me someone who has a stiffy