What is the newest Bondage/S&M Magazine tentatively named?

Carmel flavored sugar water.

What is the bong users alternative to flavored tobacco?

Nostradamus

Who is a "notorious" fortune teller .....or, alternatively, the female (damus) version of La Cosa Nostra (sp?)

Palm trees and puppy dogs

What are good substitutes for goalposts when you play soccer in the park?

Richard Gere and a gerbil

What are a pair of cute little pets?

http://www.hampsterdance.com

Turkeys

Which kind of beings can you find between Bulgaria and Persia :D?

hanging upside down

what is meant by Bat-Sex?

Hurricane Position

what is to strap yourself in and wait for the blow of your life


rock and roll picture show

What do you get when yourr TV looses both Horizontal and Vertical?

Stuffing the bird.

What is the euphemism James Bond used for fucking in Goldfinger? or was that Austin Powers???

Shag

What is the type of carpet your dad once had that you mowed with the lawn mower?

armageddon

What soes a double wide elbow deep "fisiting" feel like to an anal virgin?


lipstick and powder

What two Items would NEVER be found on my person...

Statutory Rape

What would they call it if Michaelangelo's 'David' forcibly had sex with 'Venus de Milo'??

White Trash

what came you pick up at any trailer park


a new start