What do they call the special pubic hair brush designed for removing "love crust"?

( Love Crust (noun) luv-cust - The dried matter that forms from the exchange of bodily fluids that is generally the result of coitus or oral sex. )

Dough Boy

What is a Sugar Mamma always lookin for?

Poppin Fresh.

What is a first ever erection called?

Tucan Sam

What do you call a man named Samuel with double butts?

Cocoa Puffs

What do you exhale when smoking a chocolate cigarette?


Snap, Crackle and Pop!!

What happens if you don't use lube?

Sugar, salt and pepper

What happens to "sugar and spice and everything" nice after 50 years?

Cloves and Pineapples

What do you need for preparing transsylvanian fruit salad? :D

heavy curtains and spy glasses

What is needed needed when redecorating your neighbors front window.

Toothbrush and mouth wash.

What is the best way to freshen up after a very oral affair?

Licks and Kicks

What is the theme of this years Erotic Poets annual party?

A penguin playing a banjo

What is Icecapades version of Deliverance?

toe sucking and tongue bathing.

What do you get if you cross a chiropodist with a dentist?

nipples like chapel hat pegs

(have you been peaking??) LOL

What are the girls at the Mammary Brothel most noted for?

skipping stones.

what is more painful than simply passing stones?

Trussed