How did the two hens decribe the new rooster?

Drip, drip, drip.

What necessitates a call to Peter-Rooter?

Twenty-five Cents.

What is not enough anymore to call someone who cares?

smut games

What is responsible for a renewed appreciation for dictionaries?

Pork rinds, Dr. Pepper and a bug zapper

What is the perfect Date in the Ozarks?

Jerry Springer

WHO is the perfect date in the Ozarks?


Rapunzel and Lady Godiva

Who set the record for longest pubic hair in their time?

Snickers, and Shaq

What happened when his pants came off.

work and vacation

Where do you get the most sleep? :D

Anaheim and Charlie

What is it when Mickey waits for Chuck

Night time and soft lighting

What are good conditions for... robbers, murderers and rapers ?:eek:

Seriosly: What are good conditions for... the growth of... mushrooms? :D


The rocket in my pocket.

What is the modern version of Mae West's, "Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?"

Butt plug.

What is the name of the latest over-the-counter Anti-diarrhea remedy?


Over the river and through the woods

Where is Murphy's house?

Tiptoe thru the tulips.

what my tongue likes to do


So long and thanks for the fish