What's it mean to get personal ...

er ... what's that ... oh ... BASS. :D :D


Nearing the climax.

Where do I wish I was but am really about as far away from as a person can get?

Field and Stream

What are two places to look for guys.

Peppermint Schnapps

What goes good with sprite?

Meat and Potatoes

What would be too heavy of a meal to eat just before wild passionate sex?


cake and ice cream

What I'm gonna play in...um...I mean EAT...yeah EAT today on my birday!


a corset, a tv, and lots of friends with paintbrushes!

What's involved in a kids birthday party. The corset was a typo, it was suppose to be car set. :D (boy, were the kids disappointed with the corset ... except for little Johnnie. He's old for his age.)

Trees, fire hydrants and legs.

What are naked fireman standing around?????Woohoooooooo!!!!



Bullseye!

What did the naked pole-vaulter say when he nailed the hole?

Oh fishy baby

What did the hubby say to his wife after a 69er??????


trampoline and a pommel horse

What fuels the deviant erotic imaginations of every gymnastics fan?

Hog tied

How does the farmer fuck his pigs??????


57 chevy!

What makes Diva orgasm without sexual stimulation?

busy telephone lines

What do you get when you try to call Legend or Nikki???? :D :D


ale and lager

what is a win win situation?

tasty buds