What do toes. tits and dicks have in common?

A grandslam

What is regular, anal, oral and between the breasts?

Mr Potatohead

Humpty Dumpty turned veggie.

Skivies

What is the fashion ensemble prefered by most men for quaffing beer and watching Sports on TV? (Better stores carry this in the men's "couch-wear" department.)

"tighty whities"

What closely resembles tennis outfits but is radically different to the point of non-recognition?

Constipation

What is a "hard thing" to get "rectified"?

Bar Stool

What is it when you know he was really constipated because his stool had a Bar in it. Whoa. That's scary.

Gutters and drains.

Where does the Roto-rooter guy hang out on his day off?


Built Ford Tough

What is the phrase used in Dearborn to describe an erection?

Coat and hat

What are the only two items of apparel worn by some flashers?

Stronger than dirt

What is smut?

the Half-Pipe

What is the new sexual position that involves being "GUMBY"????


Bacon and eggs

What's another name for tit-fucking

Fredericks of Hollywood

Where cheap and sleasy aren't just pretty words?

Smelting

What might be said by a woman using a chocolate dildo?


Largemouth Bass