shampoo conditiner

What are weasel conditioners (just to catch everything up :D )

Missionary position

What is the most frequent job opening with native cannibal tribes deep in the Amazon?


Gypsies, tramps and thieves

Who were the winners in the recent elections???


Sunshine, Lollipops, and Rainbows

What words describe how people feel when the campaign commercials stop?

Used condoms.

What is actually more useless than tits on a bullfrog?

5 Easy Pieces

Who were the 5 most popular girls in High School?


Rear Ended

What happened to the democrats this past tuesday?

Landslide

What is a mudslide without the rain?

French tickler made in Taiwan.

What is a "Taipei Twat Tweaker"?

Urethra Sound

What are piss poor acoustics

Butt plugs

What you give to Mr. Big Stuff?? ( ..."who do you think you are mr big stuff??" Jean Knight circa 1973)

Ben Wa

What is a Ben with balls called?

Greasy Spoon

What do you get when you stick a spoon up Roseanne's Barr's Ass??


Tickeled Pink!

What is the reaction to pleauring a clit.

Long, hard, suckable