Yes! Yes! Mine also!

Why is the grass greener on the other side?

....because it's over the septic tank

I just had to say how funny that is ^^

Why is it that a cemetary has to raise prices due to the cost of living?

A hearse doesn't have a luggage rack for a reason.

It was stolen....it is the title of a novel by Erma Bombeck called, The Grass is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank.

General Issimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Why can't they make a windshield that really deflects rocks from the highway?

Do bunnies ever think about wearing human slippers?

Do rabbits carry around a "human's foot"?

Why do I always end up *more* tired after taking a nap???

because you wake up in the middle of your REM cycle :)

Thanks, maddy. :)


Why is a "serving" of cereal not enough to fill me up, but a "serving" of M&Ms is too big?

And I love how now a bottle of soda has 2.5 servings. :rolleyes:

Why do some bottled water labels say 'Sodium Free' - and then you look on the ingredients label, and there's some Sodium in it?!

They're not charging you for the sodium.

Buy this water...get the sodium free! :D

Rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

"baseball been berry berry good to me............ :D"

why do professionals get a different "grade"?

Maybe they're graded on a curve? :confused:

I wish I knew a teacher who could tell us how she grades professionals. :p

Every once in a while, when you least expect it - humankind pays a visit with a pleasant surprise.

Is Peppermint Patty a carpet muncher?

Pitchers and catchers start reporting to Spring training this week!!!!!!

AMEN!!!

Was thinking that the missing smilies has actually forced me to verbalize comments on the men's pictures section...rather than just type something like :hot: or :slurp: (or both)

Some of the men might like it this way better. :D

Damnit...now I'm thinking about lesbian Peanut porn! :p

Naughty is as naughty does.

Why do I always get sleepy right as I HAVE to leave for school/work? Must be Freudian.

Watching Star Trek Nex Gen, I just realised that Riker slept with Frazier's Lilith.

Is this a Lilith thing?

Well Riker was married in real life to Laura (Jeanie Francis) of the Luke and Laura fame from General Hospital and well I wanted to fuck Luke so it seems only fair :D

Are you telling me Lilith was on TV?

Why take an Ethics class vs. having MBAs complete some community service projects as a requirement of graduation?

^^^ that's strange - My masters ethics class was one of my best classes - though it was online and I think the forum style allowed people to be more open than they would have been face to face.

Lilith has been on tv. And in a gold bikini no less ;)

Ours is all face-to-face...and very theoretical right now. While I LIKE reading Kant and Aristotle, I think most of the class just wants it to be over.

We'll see...maybe next week will be better.

ahhh, mine was case based and we actually got into some pretty intense discussions on real life situations. Hope it gets better for you.

Why des tea always taste better when purchased from a shop vs. made at home?

why do strawberries produce a juice that is to die for when you sprinkle just a little bit of sugar on them?

There REALLY ARE people who should be sterilized at birth and NEVER allowed to procreate!

Why is it that when you voice you opinion there's always someone waiting to shove it back down your throat

Why does cereal never taste as good at dinnertime?