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...and I'll tell oyu about the fun I had TRYING to take pics last night.
Show me a mirror... |
and I'll show you something as pretty as you are.
Show me a lady with a box of brownie mix... |
...and I'll show you me, planning my next weekend get-together.
Show me a lady with clean sheets on her bed... |
...and I'll show you a lady wo hasn't been having sex on the sheets.
Show me a lady that has a sore throat... |
......and I'll show an oral performer!
Show me a lady with spread legs and........ |
...I'll dive between them.
Show me a man on a mission... |
..and I'll show you a man standing on a roof in coastal CA.
Show me a strong willed woman.......... |
...and I'll show you the list of women oin Pixies.
Show me a man who has both feet on the ground... |
Up Against the Wall? ( Do you like Pink Floyd?)
Show me a woman who has round heels........ |
...and I'll show you a woman who doesn't mind being tripped.
:D ((and I LOVE Floyd.)) Show me a man who is an accomplished tripper... |
........ and I'll show you a happy man.
Show me a woman who is an accomplished stripper... |
...and I'll show you a woman who has seen it all.
Show me a man who likes to watch the show... |
.and I'll show you a man with healthy desires.
Show me a woman who likes to watch the show... |
and I'll show you a guy watching the girl watching the show
show me a guy hitting on a woman |
And I'll show you someone who wants something naughty.
Show me a woman who wants you to have her panties and I'll... |
show you a guy asking for the matching bra
show me a guy in perverts row..... |
And I'll show you his nick on Pixies.
Show me a person who pleasures themselves and I'll show you.... |
ME!
show me a person who likes to pleasure others.... |
and I'll show you someone who frequents pixies alot.
Show me a person who enjoys flashing others and I'll show you.... |
a guy in a trenchcoat
show me a person who loves movies |
...and I'll show you someone with too much free time.
Show me a lady who wants to be a tramp... |
.... and I'll show you a guy that wants to be trampped on.
Show me a guy that would rather hear a fat boy fart than a pretty girl sing and....... |
...I'll show you a man who is both tone deaf and has no sense of smell.
Show me a woman who likes him anyway... |
and I'll show you Helen Keller.
Show me a man who goes out wearing only a thong and black socks............................. |
and I'll show you an ex-President.
Show me a woman who pumps iron..... |
And I'll show you someone who can kick most men's ass.
Show me a woman willing to do anything and I'll... |
and I'll show you a woman who hasn't had *any* in way too long.
Show me a man with a chocolate pudding fetish........................ |
...and I'll show you the woman chasing him.
Show me a man covered in chocolate pudding... |
and I'll show you a woman who will lick it off
show me a man who adds whipped cream.... |
...and I'll show you a glutton for punishment
Show me a woman waiting... |
and I'll show you a man in a hurry.
Show me a sensitive man. |
....and I'll show you a man with a low pain threshhold.
Show me a woman in a black miniskirt... |
...and I'll show you a nice guy with a big heart
((hi sweetie!)) Show me a woman who appreciates him... |
...and I'll show you a woman still head over heels in love.
Show me a man who can use his imagination... |
...and I'll show you a man in much demand.
Show me a woman with a lot on her mind... |
...and I'll show you a woman, missing the comforting arms of a special person.
Show me someone who likes bubble baths... |
and I'll show you a woman in for a great time.
Show me a woman who loves music. ;-) |
...and I'll show you a woman who just found something else to do other than pack.
((and, BigBear57, I'll show you a man who likes to listen to her!) Show me a woman who lives on the edge... |
and I'll show you someone vulnerable.
Show me a woman who needs more than she has... |
((giggling again))
...and I'll show you a woman who sends conflicting messages. Show me a man who likes black miniskirts... |
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