What is something that never gets tired?

honey roasted nuts

What is what a man calls his testicles when his woman has just covered them with her juices.

office chairs and rope

What is Coach Knight's office equipment?

~granny panties

Q: What should be nowhere near any sexy lady's pussy?

A: Hair pulling and fingernail scratching

What every screaming orgasm should include?

Chicken pot pie

Q: What she said it tastes like?

A: A clit, a nip, and a sip

what all the girls are offering Coach.

Nascar and beer.

Q: What is on tv and in the fridge in the trailer?

A: Tonight in bed

What is where I will watch the Tonight Show???

~Jack of clubs

What do they call handjobs at discos?

Open up and say ahh.

What I say to the 'nurse' when playing hospital? ;)

Promises, respect & admiration.

What are things you shouldn't expect after a one night stand?






Ketchup Chips, Whatchamacallits, and bad wine

Ketchup Chips, Whatchamacallits, and bad wine ~ What are enjoyed on a first date; redneck style. teehehe


Nail biting, screams, blankets & closed eyes

What happens when I watch "Psycho"?


"Houston, we have a problem..."

things that happen or are used at a scary movie in a drivein theatre.

to do lists and chewing gum.