show me a happy man!!!

Show me a man working on a car...

and I'll show you a woman needing to be worked on


Show me a woman with good taste .....

And I'll show you a gal who keeps her private parts clean!

Show me a priest who is chaste.........

And I'll show you a man who can keep a vow.


Show me a man with callouses on his knees..........................

I'll show you a hard worker.

Show me a lady with high self esteem......

and I'll show you someone who is unfairly called a "Bitch".


Show me a man who gets homesick for his mother...............

and I''l show you a caring man that is unfairly called "Momma's Boy".

Show me a woman who enjoys sex with more than one partner..

...and I'll show oyu a happy husband.

Show me a woman who likes fast cars

and I'll show you a woman who knows how to work the curves.

Show me a brothel that takes coupons...

...and the reason for the discount will soon be evident.

Show me a man working the girls around the bar...

...and I'll show you a used car salesman.

Show me Arnie running for governor...

And I'll show you a list of bad jokes and tell them in a bad Austrian accent.

Show me a governor whose name you can SPELL...

I'll show you a governor not elected again.

Show me a camera not being used and I'll...

...show you someone who hasn't hit her next posting milestone. ;)

Show me some clean sheets...

And I'll show you someone not having very much fun.

Show me a pool full of fish and I'll....