what is the next step after double-wide fisting?

The Sea of Tranquillity

What is it called when your lovemaking has left you laying there on a wet sheet?

Buffalo wings ...

What is a stupid answer...buffalo's don't have wings, do they!?!?!? ;) :D :D


until death do us part

What words do healthy conjoined twins fear?

Tandem trailers

What do you call people who stalk those double-bike cyclists?

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

What does Nikki dream of!!!!!.........lol.....


Black suspenders, french perfume and satin sheets....

What did cross-dressing KKK members use during their short reign?

the stylus

Where does one go to get hair out of their molars??????? :D


Menage a trois!

What does it sound like when an oriental man asks for help with his zipper?

Speed zone ahead.

What is having a speedy quicky in your office before the boss walks in????


&*&ghbft$(*%#jfh;dsatr+%@uaewd fh :D

What is the proper way to describe when the battery goes dead?

click flash click flash click pfffft

What is taking pictures of ones self and deciding not to post them cause you are just not photogenic?

Beans beans the magical fruit.

What the scientist was using to fuel his experimental anal belch gas recovery device?

Entropy

What do they call a wall mounted ass.

Hydrophobia

What happens when I run out of batteries and the hydro goes out for my electric vibrator????:eek:


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