LMAO South ...

Where the pole vaulter aims to set his pole (at least one of the places for one of his poles)

School

What is an Autodidacts' nightmare?

Prince Charles

Who is NOT the most handsome royal????


London Bridge, Tower of London, and Buckingham Palace

What are all places Prince Charles has fucked his brains out???

sky writting and a drunk pilot

What is Fuckd uPeD men-pened-ship?

And the Beanstalk

What is the great dildo to the sky?

A rake and a shovel

What does mistress keep in her toy chest to help train errant farmers??

figures and compulsatories

What are cute gals and hard cocks?

Cold winds and warm fireplaces

What is spending a night in the Great white North with Diva would bring??


squiggles and giggles

What happens when your man wears a French tickler?

Rollercoaster of Love

What lovers do ... go up and down, up and down, up and down

cinstipation

When it is against the law of God to be constipated?
(I believe that this is the basis for the followers of "Enemaism" or as they like to be known "Children of the Lower Colon" or "The Followers of the Post Great Flood Saints")

a Tight Wad

what is the slang term for a virgin's tampon?

light load

What do you consider her when she mounts you and you feel nothing?


Cocksure

What is knowing why the Rooster crossed the road?

Mack Truck.