What are the basic tenses?

Captain Hook

What are usefull items at a halloween party?

G.I. Joe, Barbie and Ken

Who were caught in a torrid 3-way in one of the trailers on the set of "Toy Story 2"

Great Barrier Reef

What is a rubber rolled up like a sail?

Rocky Mountain High

Where do you go to get Rocky Mountain oysters and marijuana greens. ( also where John Dever made his last landing )

fur lined hancuffs

What is a posse of pussies? ( Oh, oh, I'm in trouble now :) )

Striptease

What is Jennaflower practicing? (see her pics)

four poster

Who were Murphy, Sugarsprinkles, DIcksbro and South?

Cup, plate, saucer

What covers your genitals, protects your brain and carries aliens?

Athens, GA and Sycracuse, NY

What are two cities east of the Mississippi and south of Toronto?

Corn, wheat, and rice

What types of fields are conducive for sex?

A thread, a flirt and a big finish

What is a g-string wearing nyphomanic that delivers?

peaches and cream

What is the corn that Sharnie uses when her batteries run out?? ;)


Not a happy camper

What are the feelings of the person who found their hotel was overbooked?

Oh boy ... it's election day!

What is the exclamation a Japanese fellow makes after he has just taken Viagra for the first time?

Polling Place