What is a good idea?

penis envy and scotch tape

rip and yeow!
 

What is an alternative to a Brazilian Wax?

The Dow Chemical Corp.

Who do you NOT want providing refreshments to your next party.

Three Men and a Little Lady.

What is a typical "scene" at swinger's mixer for little people (dwarfs) and the general populaton?

Muscle Shoals

What is a large group of strong fish?

Twiddle dee and Twiddle dum.

Who are the Southern Cousins of Twiddle 'Dis and Twiddle 'Dat?
(yeah you know the the guys they live with uncle "I got yer twiddle right here")


lickity split

What do we call it when Lixy poses for pics with her legs spread ... :D

Closer, closer, still closer!

What is the English translation of how to do the “orgasm ritual” from the cunnilingus experts of the Mom-Back Tribe of Western Rwanda?

The Blue Line

What do they call erections in the cold?

Tisk, tisk, tush.

What is the Pixies version of duck, duck, goose?

chocolate moose

Bullwinkle's holiday look-a-like.

Baby oil and diapers

What are needed for sex at the old folks home?

Up, up and away!

Where do you keep your "girlie" magazines and your gun?


Ho Ho's, Ding Dong's, and Twinkies

What is laughing over a cumming cock?

Past, present, future

What are promises, promises, promises?? ;) :D

Ouija Board, Tarot Cards and a Crystal Ball