Pixie Stix:

What do all pixies men have in their pants?

Major Disaster and General Calamity.

Who were in charge of the the Carter ordered rescue of the Iranian Hostages?

Catherine the Great

Name the cathy who ruled the fraternaty boys?

JOJO the clown

Who should we NOT invite to a party attended by clown-fearing Pixies?

Winken, Blinken, and Nod

What are 3 actions we use every day?


bright orange with a little green

What is one sick pumpkin.

Tight pants, stuck zipper

What are the dangers of wearing an outfit you suspect is too snug to a wedding?

Nippon

Where is it that the phallus is carried in parades?

North, East, South and West

What marks are left on your ass if you attempt to use a ships compass as a butt plug?

Hydoelectric power

What is Excellent power to supply to my vibrator????


Duck, Duck, Goose!

What do you do before walking into two bars and what does Diva give you when you finally get in?

Turkey and stuffing and a maple leaf

What were the highlights of the first ever Thanksgiving pagent starring an unknown pair of Puritans as Adam and Eve?

"what me havest no figs in this newfound land this New England?"

corn-a-couplate

What they call casual sex in Iowa?

The danger, the fun and the heat

What is sex on top of the stove?

a wedding gown, a rifle, and a bowling ball

What is necessary for every trailer-park wedding?

A fight and make-up sex