What are 2 of the most important things a nursery teacher needs to be able to do with children under her care?

video cards and sound boards

What is artifical reality?

G-Strings and Pouches

What does Willie Nelson keep in his guitar case?


A six-pack

What I tell people my abs are like?...except the "six-pack" is stored behind the "Keg".

reverse hand stitching

What is a mime, with his back turned, telling a really funny joke.

Sunrise, Sunshine, Sunny-D

What are things that reach you wayyyyyy too early in the morning?

Moonshine, moonbeams, mooning

What are three words that begin with moon??


Lamp shade, red bulb and a really long pull cord!

What in the story Beauty and The Beast what piece of furniture was the porn surfing uncle turned into?

flush and fill

What do a douch bag and a toilet have in common?


Ajax, bleach, and a wire scrub brush

What will be needed to clean up the hotel room after a weekend meeting your online lover?

Stairs, bears and beers

Who is taht drunken beast upstairs?

Trojans and Michigan State

What are Condoms and Dicks? (sorry Iz!)

Punt

What do the Chicago Bears do after every three plays?

Spray paint and a wig

Who is Ronald McDonald on a bad hair day?

Falsies

What DON'T 99% of the women at Pixie's need?


Pixie Stix