If I could I would be author.

If I could I would read what you write.

If I could, I would want to be one of the first to take a commercial ride into space and back.

If I could I would make a dream come true.

If I could, I would be skinny.

If I could I would help with her being skinny.

If I could, I'd bring peace to the world.

If I could I would touch her everyday.

If I cud, I be holdin' Clarabelle right now!

If I could I would help a beautiful lady sleep better at night.

If I could, I'd go to a NASA rocket launching in Florida.

If I could, I would plan on never growing up.

If I could, I'd go back to the 50's when things seemed to make better sense.

If I could I would get a large chocolate shake.

If I could I would make two term limits the law!