What does a man give his S/O when he plans on being gone for the weekend with his buddies?

lock, stock and barrel

What is one of the new thrill Rides at Six (red) Flags hanging out of the right rear pocket?

Loose caboose

What are you bound to see a few of at the Sr. Citizens' Disco Ball.

quacks and cracks

What it is that the "North American Horny Duck Fucker" lives for?

cab fare

What is a hookers party place

flagpole

What is Anna Nicole Smith's dildo.........omg...did I just say that!!!!


crotchless panties and beek-a-boo bras........

What is the uniform Lesbian Women wrestlers wear in a "No Holes Barred" match?

Petting Zoo

What is an orgy held at the old farmhouse???


salt and pepper

What do you lose more of the second and gain more of the first as you get older?

Wasabai sauce

What is sauce that really hasn't made it into the bedroom yet?????


grand canyon and sky diving

What games can you and your SO play with a balcony?

Tricks not treats

What do prositutes hand out on Halloween????


Hokey Pokey and saran wrap

What happens when a wedding reception goes terribly wrong?

The chicken dance, the macarena, and a stripper

What are the most popular features at the Sunset Village Retirement home's Chippendale night?

carpophagous

what is the boring kinds of bats?

Gilligan, a vibrator, and a politician