Very, very true.

I had a pleasant surprise today.

True ... the morning wasn't as bad out as I thought it'd be :) ... of course it's worse now :(.

We need some rain.

True

I'd like to see a rainbow.

True.

I'd like to see my best friend.

Not often enough, that's for sure. I'm in a I-need-my-best-friend mood lately.

I have good mental images of something.

True. Now if I only knew what that thing was. :D

I love high heat and humidity. (Yeah, right!)

About as far as I can throw it. :D

I am going to have some quiet time today!

True.

I need to rake up some more apples this morning before it gets hot.

False.

I need to wake up a child and ship him off to school. (Yea!!!!)

False. He starts on Friday. I did have to wake my wife and ship her off to school though. She has a "before and after care" program to watch kids dropped off at a grade school early ... or picked up late after school.

I need to finished getting dressed.

Ah, but I did that early, early this morning, although I have to admit that I walked my morning mile in the cotton shorts-type pajama outfit I slept in. Hey--no one could tell. :D

I am a bit stressed.

True. I was, but feel better now. Where I work was starting to give me a bunch of weird hours and so I talked to the manager this morning explaining I'm retired with a lot of other activities and if she needed someone to work these odd hours, maybe it'd be better to find someone else. She said she'd adjust my hours to meet my schedule, so I feel much better now.

Anyway, I love the sunshine but with a little less heat and humidity.

False - I love the sunshine but with a LOT less heat and humidity.

I've had too much coffee this morning.

Very true.

I don't handle the heat well.

True - I get very cranky.

It's time for me to get new glasses.

False...just had my eye exam/new contacts in March.

I have a tan.

An Irish tan perhaps - aka sunburn.

I forgot to shave.

I didn't forget ... I just didn't care today. :D

I'm ready for lunch.

Just had a very tasty Chicken Ceasar Wrap, thank you.

I have miles to go before I sleep.

False ... only about 6 feet from our bed. I will probably take a nap in a bit, though.

I'm in a really good mood.

True, and it's all because school started today. YEA!!!

I'm having a terrific day.

False. I'm counting minutes until it's over.

I need to get organized.

True, but it hasn't happened in 35 years. I see no reason to expect it today.

I need some luvin.

Oh, most definitely.

I need *lots* of luvin.

Oh, most definately.

Someone better love me quick.

True--but I'm not sure anyone's close enough for that. ;) LOL

I am feeling stress from at least one person today.

False. Pretty stress free today.

I think I'm going to masturbate this afternoon. Feeling horny.

That's a negative, red leader. I'm gonna hold out and ravage my wife tonight.

I'm gonna try not to masturbate this afternoon!

False, it's been running fine. *knocks on wood*

I'm fresh out of beer.

True (to both!!!)


I'm going to go and get some beer in a few minutes!

False. Although I would be interested in bed, if I had the right company.


I am going to sweat it off (at the gym)

False, I'd rather hit the sheets.

I'm waiting for a very important email.

Yes, actually I am.

Whining children set me off.

Way too true.

I find other people's children more annoying than my own.

Sometimes true, sometimes not.

I think I had an offer made to me today at the store.

False - it was the lady across from me at the conference table!

I love the movie "French Kiss".

I'm a sucker for romantic comedies.

I'm getting a lock on my bedroom door tonight. Thank God. :D