**HHhmmm...you coulda woke me up..all you had to do was knock, babe. :D**

Less than unity

What is the state of my family now that we're scattered over 3 different states?


Ouija Board, Tarot Cards, & a Crystal Ball

What are the props used in Lilith's Halloween Ritual to attract men into her dungeon, where she keeps all the men to herself??????:D :D :D


Witches, gobblins and a broom stick.

What defines Uptown, Downtown and a bad visit to the Police Station in NYC?

Libido Candy

What is where can I get some????????????????? :D :D :D


Walnuts, grape nuts and peanuts

What sizes do balls come in?

Bedknobs and Broomsticks

What story did the anally retentive creative department at Disney come up with after visiting the Swingers Motel?

Room service

What do you need for a dirty weekend away?


Kitchen table, candles and wet panties on the floor...........

What was found at PantyFanatics last surprize birthday party.

microphone and toaster.

What constitutes a breakfast Karaoke machine?

the tailpipe

What do they call a supersized anal plug?

squinting and slurping

What when the thighs are closed quickly during cunnilingus just as he dives back in after taking a breath?

dome

what is the new slogan word used in schools ... "don't overestimate miscreant's education"

spurs and saddlesores

What is a cowgirl's worst nightmare.

Training bra

What article of clothing did mistress take her new slave shopping for at a busy lingere shop?
("yes he will have a 38aaa and it is for him what do you mean they don't make a 38aaa???" )

fists of fury

What does your g/f start doing when she gets tired of waiting for you to come doing the hand-job?


Fishing line