What is the pause that really refreshes?

A single dollar

What is the cost of a dime's worth of candy?

Fun and happiness

What is option 2 after love and happiness?

snot

What is the opposite of tis?

Going for the Gold

What is an euphemism for "Giving her Multiple Orgasms"?


Thongs and sarongs

What is considered overdressed for a pixies party?

Hands-on therapy.

what is sucking your thumb?

Tipping a waiter or watress.

What is more rewarding than cow tipping?

Dinkey-doo

What is another way of saying junior sized penis?

"Damn it, Janet!"

How Did Brad Profess his love in "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"?

meatloaf

What is not a good endearment for the woman in your life?

elderberry wine

What it was that your "mother smelled of" when the French taunted King Arthurs men in the Holy Grail?

A "ham-ster"

What is a small pig?


OU812

What is the element of the formula, expressed as a value, that presents the question of cunnilingus as a mathematical equation?

Zero and less

What are my chances of getting any this morning? (The kid will be getting up for school soon...and neither of my women are stirring....)

Less than unity.